GLORP

ingredients:

put all the stuff in the big pot, set the stove to 4. stir a bunch, then do a bunch of 10-min timers and check & stir each time until it starts boiling. turn it down to 2 and keep stirring every few minutes. check the rice when stirring, if it's soft enough then the whole thing is done and you can eat it. add more water if it's starting to scorch but the rice isn't soft yet